Picture This....
I'm cranky today. Very cranky.
I want to write some mean stuff but I ain't goin' to.
Instead, I'll write about things that make me happy. If nothing else, hopefully it will put a smile on my face. I need that today and I'm home alone so I'll have to make my own self smile. Without referring to my crotchal regions mind you.
I'll write about....
Flowers and shit. A field of flowers, all different colors. Swaying lazily in the wind. 75 degrees outside and I want to lay in a field of different colored flowers in my boxer briefs. So pretty. Colors all around me. Crisp wheat straw looking grass underneath me. Making me itch and shit. The red flowers have thorns on them and the green flowers pollute the air with pollen and shit that I'm allergic to. I'm picturing bees every damn where. The stingin' kind....
This isn't working.
I'm supposed to be heading to Oklahoma tonight for the weekend, we'll see. Hope you folks have a nice one!
Be safe and work on giving me something to smile about.
Later.
I want to write some mean stuff but I ain't goin' to.
Instead, I'll write about things that make me happy. If nothing else, hopefully it will put a smile on my face. I need that today and I'm home alone so I'll have to make my own self smile. Without referring to my crotchal regions mind you.
I'll write about....
Flowers and shit. A field of flowers, all different colors. Swaying lazily in the wind. 75 degrees outside and I want to lay in a field of different colored flowers in my boxer briefs. So pretty. Colors all around me. Crisp wheat straw looking grass underneath me. Making me itch and shit. The red flowers have thorns on them and the green flowers pollute the air with pollen and shit that I'm allergic to. I'm picturing bees every damn where. The stingin' kind....
This isn't working.
I'm supposed to be heading to Oklahoma tonight for the weekend, we'll see. Hope you folks have a nice one!
Be safe and work on giving me something to smile about.
Later.
22 Comments:
Shit. I am the first to comment. I was hoping for inspiration from previous commenters.
The plague is on your exes house when your children aren't there. It's terrible. She's miserable. Your happy!
How's that?
Have a good weekend.
Alright I think I have something that will either make you ROFL or pity George. I finally sat down & figured out how to add video & put a short diddy of Coop.
And I'm with you; a field of flowers...........ACHOO!
We're heading to Alabama tonight for the weekend. And hmmm... if you're leaving there heading for OK, I wonder if y'all are driving or you're working. I'll watch the trains! LOL
Your kids, your girlfriend, that's plenty to make you smile right there.
You can always find someone who has worse problems than you do. For example, imagine you are a political figure everyone recognizes, and you shot a good friend with bird shot.
have a nice weekend.
Check out my puppy's blog;
Life with Elvis
He the cutest speckled pup you will ever see.
He will definitely make you smile!
Have a nice weekend & be safe.
What are you doing out there? LOL?
I hope your trip goes ok and you get back safe. Sorry you're so ticked, it shall get better. I hope! LOL....
Cheers,
K
Hmmm. What color boxer briefs are those?
Wait ... I missed the point again, didn't I? ...
Sounds like something I'd wanna lay on! I love the "shit" comments throughout your posts! You're a funny guy Mike!
Did you drive to that field in your briefs or were you fully clothed?
Hey Mister Cranky Pants...what do you call a fish with no eye? A FSHHHHHH
I kill me. Hope you're having a better day today. Keb
Flowers? Poppies, poppies, poppies! Logical conclusion? Get out the hookah.
I'm kind of crabby myself today. Call it lack of sleep. Well at least after reading your post, I'm happy that I'm not in a field of flowers with bees swarming around me. Have a good one!
You can read about the day someone had at my work today and that should make you feel better.
Have a very safe and wonderful weekend Mike!
Have a safe trip and a great weekend. And I am smiling enough for the both us us!
There is nothing to smile about. Revel in your crankiness. Embrace it!
"Flowers and Shit"...I love it :)
How was the weekend? More importantly...how is your mom doing?
Poor grumpy thing. Don't think about cats, whatever you do!
Alright Mike. Go out and rent THE 40 YR OLD VIRGIN. I can't believe you haven't seen it yet. It's not really all that, but it should at least make you smile ONCE. If nothing else you'll understand my bags of sand comment, and then maybe you'll smile.
Hope you're feeling better.
Do you even read these comments anymore? There's so frickin' many!
I got a blogroll on my blog! I'm a genius! That should make you happy! No?
hmmm..
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