That Sexy Feeling....
You know, it's sometimes just the little things that help you to feel sexy. Confidence boosters from out of nowhere. Or maybe it's an appearance thing. Who knows? But while it lasts, it sure is nice isn't it?
New haircut that you like? Walk around Wal Mart and just imagine that everyone is staring at you harboring secret desires.
Wore your thongs today? Imagine all the men in your workplace wishing they could just glance without you noticing. Makes you feel all sexy and shit huh?
I bought me some new tennis shoes the other day, now when I go places, I think women with foot fetishes are wanting me.
I even showered and shaved today...was feeling all confident and manly and sexy as hell. Notice the "was". Logged on the internet before I go visit Mom and then I stumbled across this.....
I've realized I'm not close to being sexy.
But I did buy some more colored boxer briefs.
Later.
New haircut that you like? Walk around Wal Mart and just imagine that everyone is staring at you harboring secret desires.
Wore your thongs today? Imagine all the men in your workplace wishing they could just glance without you noticing. Makes you feel all sexy and shit huh?
I bought me some new tennis shoes the other day, now when I go places, I think women with foot fetishes are wanting me.
I even showered and shaved today...was feeling all confident and manly and sexy as hell. Notice the "was". Logged on the internet before I go visit Mom and then I stumbled across this.....
I've realized I'm not close to being sexy.
But I did buy some more colored boxer briefs.
Later.
32 Comments:
HOLY EFFING HELL! I've got to stop checking your blog at work. God! You're going to get me fired!
Krystal- You can't look at sexy shit at work?? Just wait until my post on thongs tomorrow :)
Dude, some things are just wrong. ;p
OMG! Thanks a lot! My eyes are burning now and I can't get that image out of my head. ewwww...
All Of Ya- Whaaaat? If he's not sexy, then I guess there's really no hope for me. You guys are doing wonders for my ego.
Please excuse me while I clean the vomit off of my screen.
you could warn a girl.
I just shot diet coke outta my nose.
dammit that burns.
ugh, please keep your private fantasy boys to yourself...
K?
jes kidding, settle down son.
That is just wrong. You should have warned us.
Now when I share pictures of my hubby; I don't expect to see them posted on your blog! George is gonna have a shit fit! Darn it, there goes my fun with the digital camera! Thanks Mike!!!! j/k that isn't my honey bunny. *TG*
But I'm sure you are waaaay sexier in your new shoes, colored boxers & softly shaven face.
WHAT in HELL'S BATHROOM is THAT?
Gawd. Is this necessary? ;)
Mike, man, you get HOTTER every day. ;)
so freakin' sexy!
I am with Mad Ethel - "Krystal": You are going to get me shit canned one day. lol.
Not that I really care, considering how much I love my job.
Haha! Thanks for the laugh! Love your blog! :)
Hubba hubba! But he ain't got nuthin' on you Mike.
OMG. You're right. You're not even close to bein' sexy. That guys hot... especially his pubs peakin' out from the towel. That's hot!
In an attempt to always find something nice to say...look how chiseled the guy's leg is.
That is the first thing I noticed to Kimmy! THE PUBS! DISGUSTING! I think I'm going to barf up my lunch. GROSS!!!! AHHHHHH! I'm having nightmares already. He must have been doin' a jig because the light is in the process of crashing to the floor from his fat ass knocking it over! Have I mentioned that this is disgusting?
Mike... it was the same group that protested the miners and Matthew Shepard's trial. They're nuts. (Which makes me feel gross saying that on this post!)
MY EYES! MY EYES!
I can't see now. of course, I'm laughing so hard that I have tears now.
That was perfect. I loved it. You are sexier now than I've ever thought you to be. sick bastard.
That is just so nasty!!!!
Lisa- Yuck...sicko.
Pup- That's just a sample of my collection ;)
froggie- Why warn ya'll and ruin all my fun?? :)
Shellie- If that's George..you are a lucky, lucky, lucky lady!
Clew- Ah, you sayin' you didn't like it??
Amber- Why thank ya! But...that pic isn't really me. I was just comparing him to me. I'm so inferior.
City- He is ain't he?! (in a non-gay way)
Lynda- See? It aint all that bad :)
CM- Hi, thanks for stoppin' by. And the compliment as well.
MommyMe- lol..oh yeah does, about 150lbs on me :)
Kimmy- Look at you girl, I didn't even notice the pubes! Yeah, that particular church group is way off their rockers. Anyone interested in a dumbass christian group, go look at Kimmy's blog.
Naive- lol..awww man. You're an optomistic person or you're just too damn nice one huh? :)
Nelly- Maybe he needs to bolt the lamp down to the floor, that was the first thing I noticed.
Keb- I know, I know...sick bastard I am. But ya'll love it! :)
Catrina- You being a nurse, I'm sure you're about used to seeing perfectly sculpted bodies like this one, huh?
It's just wrong wrong wrong! LOL!
First thing I wondered was how the lamp got all wobbly.
WTF???!!!?? Give a warning! Don't go postin' such an ugly sh*t without a shout out about how nasty it is! Barf.
Gawd. And here I am cookin' supper.
Okay. I'm over it now. Almost.
I just want to know HOW did you stumble across this picture??? LOL. You must have been on some weird sites tonight Mikey!
How is your mom? I hope she is finally getting better, that poor lady.
LOL, He's too sexy for that shirt, I think. :)
He looks kinda like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Stick a fork in him...he's done!!
PS, I'm feeling much better, thanks. Hope your Mom is OK.
OK, at work checking on blogs on my lunch break....and WOW did that come out of nowhere, lol....ya trying to get me busted? I laughed out loud and someone peeped their head around the corner, lol.
Ya freak. ;)
I think that picture just slammed my body into full blown menopause, just so there's not even the remotest chance of ever breeding with that.
I don't even want to know how you found that picture!
Wow, I lost my dinner appetite. Thanks alot dude.
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