True Colors....
Ok, are my post headings hot pink? Maybe, hell...it don't matter really does it? I'm a man's man anyway. Macho and shit. I even got my haircut yesterday. So, I look like a male again.
I don't want to talk about colors and sissy stuff, I'd rather discuss my crankiness. My uh..."funk", if you will. I know where it's coming from but alas, I'm used to it now.
Well, at least I think I know where it's coming from.....
The colored boxer briefs you folks persuaded me to change to.
Oh? You say that's impossible? I beg to differ....
Ever since I switched to some damn colored boxer briefs, "Baby" has been giving me more trouble, I've been tired more often, I'm working twice as much, and I'm getting laid less.
Those are just a few reasons...there's plenty more. I'm glad I saved all my old whitey-tighties.
So, yes...in essence, I am blaming all my readers (all 3 million of you) for my irritable and cranky "funk".
In order to rectify this, you will need to send 1 dollar, a homemade pot of Chili, and a nude photo of Angelina Jolie. Without hairy armpits, I've looked at those too often as it is.
Mad love for you all....
Later.
I don't want to talk about colors and sissy stuff, I'd rather discuss my crankiness. My uh..."funk", if you will. I know where it's coming from but alas, I'm used to it now.
Well, at least I think I know where it's coming from.....
The colored boxer briefs you folks persuaded me to change to.
Oh? You say that's impossible? I beg to differ....
Ever since I switched to some damn colored boxer briefs, "Baby" has been giving me more trouble, I've been tired more often, I'm working twice as much, and I'm getting laid less.
Those are just a few reasons...there's plenty more. I'm glad I saved all my old whitey-tighties.
So, yes...in essence, I am blaming all my readers (all 3 million of you) for my irritable and cranky "funk".
In order to rectify this, you will need to send 1 dollar, a homemade pot of Chili, and a nude photo of Angelina Jolie. Without hairy armpits, I've looked at those too often as it is.
Mad love for you all....
Later.
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LUCKY!
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Keb- lol..awww, I saw that. I reckon' she likes me. I might have to send her a picture of me in my last time wearing these freakin' boxer briefs
A dollar, some spicy food and a picture are all it'll take to get you out of this funk?
Let it be said that you are definitely a man's man!
Mike, darling! I love every color of your blog and every word. Hell, I'd be glad to SMACK ya.
1) It looks red to me not pink
2) There is no way it can be your new undies. Colored boxer briefs are sexy! Tighty whities blech
3)We've covered this before, but maybe "Baby" is being so difficult because she's a..... FORD!
4)Twice as much work = twice as much pay?
5)Take a 20 minute power nap, you'll have more energy and this should help in the getting laid dept as well ;-)
Its not luck folks, its ALL TALENT.
I'd just like to say that I knew it from the beginning ... ahem, ahem.
Remember Mikey, I loved you when you were little. I think you were the first guy I added to my blogroll...
Just saying, so you don't forget me and shit now that you're going to the top. ;)
Cheers,
A
It looks orangish/red to me.... but then my video card is weird!
I can do the buck & the chili, pictures of "her" I won't do! Sorry! She makes me gag.
Nah. I'll just sign for that credit card like ya asked me to...
Your headers look red at home and at work for me. At work they give us crappy cards, and at home I know it is an excellent gaming video card.
I do believe I said nothing about colored boxer briefs.
But, just to make you happy, I will put a dollar, a pot of Chili and a nude picture of Ellen Degeneres in the mail for you.
Expect it in the next day or so.
Naive- Hell, you about summed it all up for me :)
Lisa- Awww, ain't you a sweetie. Hhmm...not gonna hurt is it?
Amber- lol..get outta here girl, giving' me a "big head" and all. Hell, ya'll need to remember me and shit, not the other way around. It'll be nice to be remembered for when I hit bottom :)
Shellie- 2 out of 3 ain't bad, I reckon'.
Kim- Party pooper. So, I can expect the card in a few weeks?
Lynda- Ellen Degeneres? 3 words for ya..."Return To Sender" ;) Not that I'm ungrateful and all...
You need to switch to something silky, instead...
Go commando, baby!
Hello! Estou dando uma olhada de curiosidade em seu blogger! Abraços my friend!
I don't know why I bother once you have responded to comments, because I know you won't say anything more, but here goes--
I believe I said THONGS! And if I didn't, I meant to.
And I know, absolutely for sure that you were the very first guy on my blogroll!
LOL right. IT's the boxers. LOL. Hang on to that if you need to!
Have a good one.
Cheers,
Kdubs
Hi Mike! I had to go back to the beginning, you know back to your roots and read all the archived posts. I decided I like your chauvinistic colored underwear ass and that I'll be back to visit often! LOL :D
SK- I know...I was thinking "silky" to turn my luck around.
Mr. Fab- Naaawww, I can't. It's impossible. I'd be thinkin' about it all day.
Shelli- lol..no thongs. I'm almost positive I can't do thongs. I was your first guy? Whoa... Ya'll makin' me feel all special and shit.
Kdubs- You're just bein' patronizin'. I don't see any real sympathy there. :(
fnqueen- So, you've scoured my past and are still here? Cool! :) Glad to have ya!
Alessandro_PPG Huh? Ok dude, are you insulting me? At least you called me friend...
MOMMYME- Darn girl, I'm sorry I didn't respond to yours!, Just saw that. It must've been that "Ford" comment....smartass :p
"Twice as much work = twice as much pay?"
Well yes, but a hell of a lot less time to spend it all...
awe, you're just on the rag.
it'll pass in a few days.
don't give up your pretty panties...
they're worth it.
later
The Pup
I just finished my vat of chili... and who the heck wears tighty wighties anymore?
I was starting to feel rejected as I scrolled down looking for your reply. *sniff, sniff*
And why would you need more time to spend the money? That's what you have Trish for. Have you learned nothing my friend?
Chin Up and have a splendid weekend!
hey ding dong, the reason your not getting "laid" is because you are CRANKY. HUH? tightie whities are for sissy's. hairy armpits? are you referring to anyone in particular? i get mistaken for angelina on a daily basis, hows that for a load of poopoo. i'll send you something, i'll send you a little man in a can that will pop out and kick you, like my plan?
LOL, well do we get to swap the picture of Angelina Jolie for a picture of you in the tighty whities. :)
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