Be A Man....
"Yes dear, that floral patterned shower curtain matches the toilet seat cover perfectly!"
Men have become obediant, sensitive, and caring. It's sickening. It's just painful to watch too. I'm not even close to being in the same group as them.
For crying outloud men, grow a backbone. Stand up for yourselves! Be a man dammit and don't let those big breasted sensous women have their way!
Oh yeah, by the way...just because I cooked dinner last night, helped unload the dishwasher twice, and helped fold a load of laundry doesn't mean shit. I'm still a man.
I even had control of the remote yesterday. She was at the mall but still.....
I need some sleep. I'll catch up on my surfing later, promise.
Later.
Men have become obediant, sensitive, and caring. It's sickening. It's just painful to watch too. I'm not even close to being in the same group as them.
For crying outloud men, grow a backbone. Stand up for yourselves! Be a man dammit and don't let those big breasted sensous women have their way!
Oh yeah, by the way...just because I cooked dinner last night, helped unload the dishwasher twice, and helped fold a load of laundry doesn't mean shit. I'm still a man.
I even had control of the remote yesterday. She was at the mall but still.....
I need some sleep. I'll catch up on my surfing later, promise.
Later.
22 Comments:
You can put on manly airs all you want, but I know that you take care of the ladies in your life. You are a great guy, Mike!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, right, whatever, Mike. HEH.
Get outta town. We know you're all sensitive and shit.
Damn, what did it take to get you to do all that shit?? Seriously, I need pointers...and nice try at trying to maintain you macho mofo status while admitting to all that *heh*
There are reasons we keep you guys around. There are also ways we have of making you think you're still manly and shit. bwahhhahahahahha
I hate toilet seat covers.
But I'm not big breasted...
I think a floral shower curtain is a small trade for the fact that women push human beings from a cavity of our bodies.
Mwah! Happy St.P Day to ya!
Forget the toilet seat cover, just wipe the piss off the rim and lift the seat—the last thing I want to do before my morning coffee is sit down on a seat with piss on it. It takes like two seconds to lift that baby up...you don't even have to put it back down...I'm a giver.
I'm thinking about starting a blog called MHOLLOWISABADASS.blogspot.com.
What do you think?
Toilet seat cover? How would I see a toilet seat cover when the rim is lifted up?
As far as folding some laundry, cooking a meal and unloading the dishwasher....those are things you would've done if you were a bachelor anyway...now if you helped PICK OUT the floral patterned shower curtain to MATCH the toilet seat cover...THEN I'd worry about ya.
I think I'd fall over from shock if Mr. Cleaver because obedient, sensitive, or caring. I'd probably also make him sleep on the couch. But I do think it's manly to be considerate enough to help with the dishes and laundry.
Being a man is overrated. Be yourself!
Curtains for the shower? Toliet seat covers? I use a liner for my shower curtain. No curtain. And aren't toliet seat covers the things you put on the seat before you sit down to protect your ass from the other asses that sat there?
Oh, and after all those chores, what did you get in return?
Well I for one can't help it. I'm hypnotized by the boobies. They speak to me. They make me do things I don't' want to do - like be agreeable, sensitive to her needs and overly helpful. Damn her and her God-like powers.
Well that's OK. Most men aren't sensitive or helpful, so no worries yet....
HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!
A submissive, domestic man is a wanted men. Isn't that what men want? To be wanted by a voluptuous woman? Men. You'll fall for anything ;)
Now why do I think that, as you were posting that, you were wearing a skirt? :)
All I can think is flowers in the bathroom? LOL?
In my many years LOL... I've learned that men are really more in touch wiht thier mushy side than they let on. Even the ones who act jerky, they are. It's all an act.
I am disappointed. MHOLLOWISABADASS.blogspot.com isn't a website yet!
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