The Deleted Post....
From a few of your comments, some of you are all worried about that deleted post. Well, I won't type it out again but in summary, all it revealed was that it's safe to say I'm not a lazy gay pickle-eating black Jew.
Oh yeah, I did ask if Jews can eat Kosher pickles or do they supposed to stay away from them? My researcher needs to tell me what in the hell "kosher" means anyway.
I am off until Wednesday night (to all you haters...kiss it) and I really need to get "Baby" back to perfect health. She's still limpin' a little.
Oh yeah...to the sick perverted woman who happened upon my site by Googling "men stare at my cleavage"......
Well, news for you hun. Women stare at mine all the time.
How you like them apples? Hey...you looked too? Get out of here!
Freakin' perverts.
Later.
Oh yeah, I did ask if Jews can eat Kosher pickles or do they supposed to stay away from them? My researcher needs to tell me what in the hell "kosher" means anyway.
I am off until Wednesday night (to all you haters...kiss it) and I really need to get "Baby" back to perfect health. She's still limpin' a little.
Oh yeah...to the sick perverted woman who happened upon my site by Googling "men stare at my cleavage"......
Well, news for you hun. Women stare at mine all the time.
How you like them apples? Hey...you looked too? Get out of here!
Freakin' perverts.
Later.
31 Comments:
OH MY GOD, you are sooooooooooo freaking HOT!! I'm loving me some man boobs, lol!
You are a card. Is Trish still speaking to you?
Kosher info just for you. That pic is hideous. And I have low standards.
http://www.jewfaq.org/kashrut.htm
I would want you even if you didn't look like that! You are beautiful to me, baby!
Dude, I've got to remember not to come by here right after eatin'.
You forgot "not that there is anything wrong with it."
Well, I won't type it out again but in summary, all it revealed was that it's safe to say I'm not a lazy gay pickle-eating black Jew,
not that there is anything wrong with it."
The Jewish do eat Kosher pickles, I believe. (I am 99.9% sure, but I was baptised Catholic, so I have to research.) I will give you a meaning after lunch, because you probably won't click the link Keb provided. ;) Or maybe you will. Surprise me.
Is that a photo of the half ton man they had on the Discovery channel? He had to lay on his stomach to surf the web! It was the sickest thing I ever saw, maybe that is rude to say, but true.
kosher ko·sher ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kshr) also ka·sher (kä-)
adj.
Judaism.
Conforming to dietary laws; ritually pure: kosher meat.
Selling or serving food prepared in accordance with dietary laws: a kosher restaurant.
Slang.
Legitimate; permissible: “consolidating noneditorial functions of the papers, which is kosher” (Christian Science Monitor).
Genuine; authentic.
adj 1: conforming to dietary laws; "kosher meat"; "a kosher kitchen" [syn: cosher] 2: proper or legitimate n : food that fulfills the requirements of Jewish dietary law
Hey! When do I get paid for all this research?
Hey, I know that guy. I heard he ate his wife one day for dinner! LOL!
OMG! LOLOLOL! You are so funny!
I like apples so there.
that is one peach of a guy. manssiere?? the picture actually frightened me a little when i scrolled down.
right as i typed that word "peach" the song "reunited" by peaches and herb came on the TV. weird!
What a fertile mind you have...
Mercy, you're too much!
That looks like the guy I saw on Discovery Channel last night. I want to know who keeps feeding him so much, 'cause he sure as hell can't get up and get it himself. His old lady is probably trying to kill him, so she keeps stuffing his face. They're probably on food stamps, since he obviously can't work. What a deal!
Oh, and how does he get to the bathroom? Ewwww...gross!
Well, well, well, lets just say I am not SHOCKED anymore when I see these pics on your page! ;) You have killed the shock factor Mike, its dead, gone. Your too funny!
That guy has bigger boobs than Pamela Anderson!
Can't.Look.Away.
Also: I heart pickles. Dill, of course.
I don't know what's going to give me greater nightmares - today's post or yesterday's.
:: shudder ::
Get well soon to Baby. Hi to Trish. And a big squishy hug to you, joyful noisemaker.
Is "Baby" a stick shift or automatic transmission? Curiousity got the best of me when I was driving home in my manual transmission car.
Jolie- Ssshhh, one of the reasons I hardly ever post my picture on here :p
Is she still speaking to me? You mean about the purse thing?
Keb- I imagine our standards are about even
Shelli- All 500 pounds of me? :P
Tracy- I know...think I should give a warnin' in the title? Nawwww, me either.
DK- Hell it could be. He looks to be about a half ton and I agree....that large is just sick.
Lynda- There's my researcher! :) So, kosher only refers to meat when it comes to their diets? Oh, and "Baby" is a manual.
Life of A- Hell, looks like he ate more than just his wife..a few cousins and aunts and uncles too.
Catrina- I so love compliments :)
Susie- Well, apples are good for ya anyway. Ain't never heard that song...peaches and herb?
Lainey- Is having a fertile mind a good thing? I didn't think about that...someone needs to bring him just enough to get by on. lol...or like you say, he must have a damn good insurance policy.
C Mom- Sooo, you're saying I need even "shockier" pictures if I'm going to shock you? Sounds like a challenge.
Saur- lol...now that might be true!
kerri- Its so morbid you're glued to it eh? I'm a fancier of pickles myself.
Clew- You sayin' I'm doing a good job? Thanks for the happy thoughts :)
Better than I had imagined you. Yum.
I actually saw that man's story on TLC (I think it was) one night. I think it was called the half ton man. Yep, the man actually weighed that much. It was pretty gross considering he couldn't move, he just laid naked under a sheet in bed. His wife just kept feeding him whatever he asked for because she didn't think it was "that bad". He did end up having that stomach band surgery & lost weight. But it was still pretty gross.
And it reminds me that I need to get off my fanny & go walking this morning. Thanks Mike! Such a great friend.
Hoping "Baby's" limp is easy to repair. :-)
This photo is even worse that the one below. Or, not.
(How's your mom?)
I meant is she talking to you after her trip to Six Flags, lol...
Where did my damn comment go? I left one here y'day.
Anyway, I just said that a comedian once said, "You know why they call it a wonderbra? Cause when you take it off, the guy wonders where in the hell your tits went"
LOL
He has bigger boobs than I do! Well, he may or may not still have bigger boobs than I do, lol. Actually they are having him lose weight, he's down 400 pounds from that pic....can you imagine? And then they did a surgery to remove the excess skin and he lost like another 80 or something pounds, can't remember for sure, JUST FROM THE EXCESS SKIN....ok, glad I don't have lunch for a while, just thinking about it...I didn't watch that discovery show, it would've scared my kid, not to mention me. I would assume he still has bigger boobs than me. Oh yeah, and if you keep posting pics like that, I will reach my weight loss goal in NO TIME, lol....ugh. At least he's losing weight now.
mmmmmm man boobs.
now I gots to have you.
http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/3404/
You are so lucky you have a woman in your life. Otherwise I'd ba really worried about you.
Someone actually posted a JewFAQ? Rockin.
And I don't get the kosher thing either. Some times its OK, sometimes only on holidays, sometimes never.
Nice rack!
lol, nice mike
BJ- Uh huh...keep givin' me an ego
Shellie- See? I do what I can :) Nothing is ever easy when it comes to Baby
TLP- Both of'em are pretty damn erotic ain't they?
Jolie- lol...yeah, but I doubt she'll ever do that again!
Naive- I saw it, but didn't check to see if it was still there!
Diana- Yuck, excess skin weighed 80 pounds? Geeez-us.
Pup- Yup, sexy I am. ;)
Luke- I was just curious. I know they can only eat Kosher stuff now at least. Sometimes. Or just whenever.
June- 42DDD yeeeaaahhh!
City- Glad you liked it ;)
Oh mike mike mike....those are oh so much bigger than 42DDD! We're talking size 80FF, dude FF! Trust me, I know those are NOT 42DDD, haha.
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