It's Your Turn....
You know, I'm not stupid. I know that most of my 3 million readers are female. I've tried to provide women with a male's point of view on certain matters so they can learn what to do and what not to do. I feel as if I've contributed enough. It's payback time. I'm the one that will get enlightened today, thanks to you folks.
Question #1:
Why can't you ladies drive at a normal and safe speed? I've seen females get a little ol' bitty 4 cylinder and turn it into a Indy car once they get out on the interstate. Is it the 4 inch heels you're wearing? Come on, do tell.....
Question #2:
Jewelry....why the freakin' obsession? You got 2 wrists, 2 ears, one neck, and 10 fingers....and 3 jewelry boxes. Bet half the shit in yours I could make with a hot glue gun, a few colored beads, and a damn safety pin.
Question #3:
6 pairs of shoes? Freakin' ridiculous. I own a pair of work boots, a pair of tennis shoes, and a pair of church/wedding/funeral shoes. Tennis shoes go with everything anyway.
Time to go to bed.
Later.
Question #1:
Why can't you ladies drive at a normal and safe speed? I've seen females get a little ol' bitty 4 cylinder and turn it into a Indy car once they get out on the interstate. Is it the 4 inch heels you're wearing? Come on, do tell.....
Question #2:
Jewelry....why the freakin' obsession? You got 2 wrists, 2 ears, one neck, and 10 fingers....and 3 jewelry boxes. Bet half the shit in yours I could make with a hot glue gun, a few colored beads, and a damn safety pin.
Question #3:
6 pairs of shoes? Freakin' ridiculous. I own a pair of work boots, a pair of tennis shoes, and a pair of church/wedding/funeral shoes. Tennis shoes go with everything anyway.
Time to go to bed.
Later.
29 Comments:
Aww, Mike, be fair- you haven't answered any of the questions I've put to you.
My take on your questions.
#1- I gave up anything other than safe, follow-the-rules driving after I decided I was sick of getting speeding tickets. Now I am the one everybody passes. Now my husband hates to go anywhere with me if I'm driving- doing the speed limit is too slow for him and he hates my poor mustang. Hates it. Verbally expresses those feelings all the time.
#2- Jewelry. Everything except my engagement and wedding rings I have bought myself. I don't even get to wear most of it, anymore, since I don't do anything except sit around the house in front of the t.v. or computer day in/day out. And I only have one jewelry box.
#3- shoes. Hah! You're talking to the gym rat here! I have more pairs of crosstrainers, running shoes, etc...than all of the pairs of my meager heels and boots put together. And I don't buy more until I've completely blown out the ones I've got. I wear them until the padding is so flat it makes my feet, hips and knees hurt. I won't buy something I can't get away quickly in while wearing them.
#4- don't admit to stuff like that on the internet. You don't know who's reading.
You crack me the hell up
answer #1 - yeah, its the heels baby, lol
answer #2 - My obsession is because, well, I don't have any, lol, mine was sold by a certain someone to pay for his certain habit....yet I happen to still have the wedding band...go figure. I think I own 4 pieces of jewelry and 1 jewelry box, thanks, given to me by my son for Mother's day last year, lol.
Answer #3 - I am so NOT a shoe person, I'd rather have sandals or flip-flops on, or go barefoot (barefoot in the sand on a beach, yummy). My son has more shoes than me (thanks to 3 sets of grandparents). I own 2 pairs of heels, 1 pair of flip flops, 1 pair of sneaks, and one pair of "nice" comfy shoes that are a little dressier for work. That's it. Well, wait, I have some dance shoes, too, from when I used to take dance classes, do those count? lol.
Question #4 - oh yeah, baby, lol, ya playboy.
Q#1 ~ I typically drive the speed limit or just under that extra 5 they let you get away with. Almost always use my turn signal; even when it's obvious I only have one way to turn. (that one bugs George) Seat belt always on. Hands at 2 & 10 at all times. And I'd kill myself if I tried to wear 4 inch heels!
Q#2 ~ My jewelry box is small. It houses 1 necklace that I have 3 different charms I wear with it (heart, cross, birthstone) I only have 3 sets of earrings. 1 watch, 1 bracelet. Rings I have a few but never wear, just can't part with them. A good number of ankle bracelets & toe rings though that you could have easily made.
Q#3 ~ Shoes I'm bad about. I have numerous pair that I need to just toss or take to Goodwill. But I have a hard time with wearing someone else's shoes myself that I can't seem to donate these. Guess that'll be my weekend project! THANKS MIKE!
Q#4~ Playboy, hands down!
Question #1:
We feel the need, the need for speed. Shut up, we'll work out our adrenaline on you, if you'll just shut up.
Question #2:
You cannot have too many guns, knives, diamonds or guns. They all appreciate in value when taken care of properly. Buy her a pretty and buy yourself sumpin' nice while you're at it.
Question #3:
Shoes... men don't get it. I won't even try to explain. Just nod your head and say yes, baby, if you don't make me play tennis again, we'll buy you another pair of shoes.
Whatever you do, just nod your head and say yes, baby.
Pup- Whys your site keep saying "Not Found"?
Have a great weekend!
Oh hell. You're not gonna let me off that easy this time are you. Six pairs of shoes? My daughters have more than that. And uh. Let's see... just SIX? Where on earth did you come up with that number? I have eleven pairs of boots, five pairs of shoes and nine pairs of sandalls... how many is that? Must surely be more than six... ;)
1. Believe it or not, I do not know the answer to this. Everyone that has read my site knows that I proudly admit "I am NOT a good driver". I just got another speeding ticket to.
2. I love me some bling bling!!
3. Shoes? I own over 200 pairs of shoes. I love them. I would rather buy shoes than jewelry, hell than anything. But momma don't do cheap shoes!!
Go vote for me on bloggin hotties!!!
1. Oh puhleeze. You obviously don't live in Florida, where no one knows how to drive.
2. Jewelry: this is a completely illogical obsession that is related to a guy's obsession with cars. However, our obsession is a little cheaper (unless we're talking about my collection).
3. Shoes: Well, we were brought up knowing that well-dressed people match their shoes to their hemlines. If in doubt, wear beige/white/cream shoes with light colored clothes and black shoes with dark. But there are so many pretty colors...
Dude, Here are my answers, albeit probably not typical.
1) I do not drive fast. EVERYONE knows I drive like a MEME, which is French Canadian from grandma.
2) I only wear a pair of small silver hoops. All my other 'jewelry' is tattoed on; 1 anklet, 1 bracelet and two other tattoos.
3) I own several pairs of shoes but I only wear two. The others I still own because I'm too lazy to clean out my closets.
I have NO IDEA why most women do the shit you are talking about, but it drives me mental, too.
1. I drive like my grandma, and she's dead. I could drive fast if I wanted to. I do live on the Bonneville Salt Flats.
2. I don't wear much jewelry. I like looking at it and receiving it as gifts, but I don't wear it often.
3. I don't go gaga over shoes, though I do own over six pair. You need a basic brown pair, basic black, sneakers, dress heels, slippers, shoes to garden in and sandals. I bought myself a pair of fabulous knee high black boots, just because. They make me the six foot tall amazon goddess that I know I am.
1. I like to drive fast because I am in a hurry. I got places to go, things to do.
2. I have lots of jewelry because people give it to me. I guess I am just the kind of girl that people like to give beautiful things to.
3. Women are expected to wear shoes that go with their outfits. Men don't have pumps and sandals and heels or flats...etc. Deal with it. You like it when we wear heals anyway. Makes our legs look sexy and shit!
Well first off, I live in Indy so shouldn't I drive like an Indy race car driver? I am only being true to my towns main tourist attraction. And here we gals drive the bigger vechiles like the huge SUVs, that way we are the bigger cars on the road and can run over you guys in your little sports cars that are driving (oh the horror) at the exact speed limit.
And as for the 3rd question - oh pah-leese! You obviously haven't seen my closets. (yes that is plural) There is a reason why I had to turn the guest room into my own personal walk in closet and that reason is shoes! You have to have the exact shade to match your outfit you know. And then there are the keds in every color of the rainbow (so they will match your outfits when you pretend that you exercise), the reeboks (because they are comfy), the boots, the heels (because they are sexy), the 9 pairs of slippers (because you can't buy them in the summer so I stockpile them during the winter when I can find them) and then there are the Christmas shoes that have the sequined Christmas trees on them and then... well I could go on and on.
In answer to your questions - Because otherwise we would be a man.
I pretty much drive the speed limit, maybe 5 over sometimes, but nothing to call indy driving. No 4" heels either.
I have one jewlery box with not a whole lot in it.
I think I have 3 pairs of shoes too...black clog-like shoes for work, tennis shoes and doc martins that I never wear.
You just loooove gettin' us all riled up, don't you?
I drive slow b/c of all the damn Collegedale cops. They must work off commission.
I only have two jewelry boxes - one for my nice jewelry and important documents and one for my everyday jewelry.
My psychology teacher once told us that the more shoes you have the more sexually frustrated you are. I only own about 20. That's down from 67.
Driving: Because we can. Because we have to dodge the idiots? For me personally, if it doesn't have 8, I don't leave the gate!
Jewlery: I don't understand it. I have 2 rings on my left hand, two on my right, 1 watch and a necklace that TheMan gave me for christmas. I have other neclaces but I don't wear them often. I probably have less than 10. I don't get it either.
Shoes: There is no such thing as too many shoes. Period.
Um, what happened to question #4??
Well, well well...I'm learning a little here.
Jen- What questions? I don't remember'em. Refresh my memory.
Krystal- lol.."that's down from 67" Glad to see you're less sexually frustrated?
Shellie- Ah, I don't know. Thought better of it than to put my photo on this site again. Besides, I'd hate to be responsible for ya'll losin' your appetites and shit.
Well that's kinda poopie!!
That was one of the better photo's you've posted, IMHO!
Mike - Thats for visiting my site!
I am loving having visitors! TGIF
I will answer your questions in the a.m.
Smiles,
Chrissie
Only 6 pairs of shoes????? I guess a females fashion world is much more complicated than a mans.
But what about guys....can't you guys have a car that you can't hear rumble 3 blocks away????
And beer.....it's all fermented grain....beer is beer...right????
Thanks for the comment today!!
#1. No 4 cylinder for me, I drive a 300M 'cause it goes fast! Don't mess with Texas drivers! And, I've never had a speeding ticket.
#2. Must have: Jewelry to match my outfit.
#3. Must have: Shoes to match my outfit!
Your forgot to mention purses! Love'em!
You guys have your tools, cars, trucks ,guns, etc.
So we're even!
6 pairs of shoes is definitely not enough.
Number 1: Because I can and because it's fun. Get over it. Or just get over and let me by.
Number 2: Jewelry is fun and it's shiny. Women are attracted to shiny things. Go make the kitchen shine. Your woman will love it.
Number 3: A girl needs a pair of shoes in every color, right? And then within that group, a girl needs the correct heel height for each color, okay? So, for example, that's a pair of black flats, a pair of 2-inch-heel black shoes, a pair of 3-inch-heel black shoes, a pair of "come f*ck me" black pumps, and so on for all the colors. NOW, we've got to talk about shoes for exercise, shoes for the weather, shoes-that-just-go-with-one-very-special-dress, etc. Why is this difficult for men to understand? OH! I forgot to mention sexy boots! Heck, boy, I'm 64 and I have two pairs for sexy boots that I bought within the past 6 months. When I was young, I coulda used a HOUSE for my shoes.
Are we gonna talk about purses? 'Cause, a girl needs for a purse to match her shoes...just sayin'.
Seriously, if you start messin' with me and my shoes I'll start kicking some serious ass. I love shoes. I just do. I have nearly 50 pairs LMAO.
:)
Most of my shoes my hubby LOVES to see me in so STINK ON YOU. I usually buy knock offs, no real expensive shoes. Seriously. Don't knock the shoes.
Definately forgot to mention purses! ;) I have more purses than shoes...
I'm right there with you, Mike.
1. Cause its fun Mike. Please its not like we aren't racing the guys on the Interstate too.
2. OK I can't relate because all I really wear is a watch.
3. If you think 6 pairs of shoes is ridiculous, then you really don't have a clue Mike. ;) Come on you want the ladies to dress hot, then they have to have shoes to match. Plus even though your clothes size may fluctuate shoes, jewelry, and purses always fit. :)
#1) I am a pretty cautious driver. I go by the rules and obey the speed limit for the most part. I know, I am not that much fun at parties either.
#2) I don't own a single piece of costume jewelry, and only a few pieces of the good stuff. I have a strand of pearls, one choker with a sapphire slider, two pairs of earrings, and as far as rings go I have my wedding set, my grandmother's wedding set, and a family heirloom ring. I don't have any bracelets. I don't even have enough jewelry to put in a single jewelry box. I think my husband loves this about me.
#3) Six pairs of shoes? I have at least 20 pairs and I know it's not logical. I have no explanation or excuse.
I don't understand this post.
#1 - I am a safer driver than my husband. I brake well ahead of the stop sign and not right at the stop sign. I drive a safe speed, and usually people pass me like we are in the Indy 500. It doesn't help we are in Indy.
#2 - I only wear my wedding ring and a neckalace that has a lung cancer awareness ribbon on it. I have earrings my husband gave me and a ring my grandpa gave my grandma. My jewlery box was stolen when we moved to Indy, but even that was a gift for when I graduated high school.
#3 - Slip on shoes for the dog park, work out shoes, and dress shoes. 3 pairs. Ok, three pairs I wear. Oh, and it has been so damn hot, I forgot about my snow boots.
Post a Comment
<< Home