My Prescription....
The Doc told me that if I keep forcing myself to walk bowlegged to appear more macho that it could result in nerve damage to my unmentionable place.
He ordered me to stop trying to walk like that and constant rubbing of the affected area for 3 days to reduce the chance of the nerve damage to the uh...affected area.
That was 2 weeks ago, just don't tell Trish about the 3 day thing.
Hope you enjoy your Saturday. I'll be sleeping mine away. Yeah, rub it in smartasses. That's just what the Doc prescribed anyway.
Later.
He ordered me to stop trying to walk like that and constant rubbing of the affected area for 3 days to reduce the chance of the nerve damage to the uh...affected area.
That was 2 weeks ago, just don't tell Trish about the 3 day thing.
Hope you enjoy your Saturday. I'll be sleeping mine away. Yeah, rub it in smartasses. That's just what the Doc prescribed anyway.
Later.
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What is your unmentionable place? Your hip? You are getting old. I suppose it could break more easily. I bet it feels better if Trish massages your hips for you. But constantly? Doesn't your skin start to get sore, raw? ;)
(To many orgasms will make you go blind! At least that's what they told us in Catholic school. Or maybe that was masturbation. Can't remember. And that's a good thing!)
Dude, Wish I could get MY doc to prescribe that. ;p
Did it work???
Can you make yourself not walk bow legged???
I thought that stuff just happened...I didn't know it was planned....
I hope you have a nice long weekend nap!!!
*snort*
Question: how does walking bowlegged make a man appear more macho?
Enjoy your Saturday nap!
Ok I wanted to ask teh same question. LOLOL?
Maybe it's a whole manly, cowboy, just-jumped-off-my-horse thing.
Or... these pants are REALLY chafing me thing!
Major giggles as always, thanks.
Do you mean your crotchal area?
What do you mean by constant rubbing.....playing with yourself?
What kind of Doc? A psychiatrist?
Hope you feel better when you wake up from your Saturday nap.
Some of us had to work!
Hope you know I'm just messin' with ya!
SO, you still off "rubbing" yourself?
Don't know about bow-legged men. I've heard it said that you should avoid bow-legged women. Or was it that you should look for a bow-legged woman? Maybe it was "round heeled" women? My memory is shot.
Ya'll give a guy a break. I mentioned "don't tell Trish" so I wouldn't have to do it myself!
Oh and TLP, I'm going to just let you write my posts for me, you're freakin' hilarious! :)
Sleep? You get to sleep?
Lucky bastard.
I didn't realize you could be prescribed that... *takes notes*
Bwahahaha! So ol' Myke is out of commission for a few days. I'm sorry to hear that. :( Make sure you listen to your ol' doc. He knows what he's talking about.
Nerve damage? Sounds like a crock of s&*( to me. :) Plus did you really need a prescription for the constant rubbing of the affected area? Please I thought that was what men did anyway. Isn't that what makes them appear more macho? LOL
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