Personal Shit....
I'm off until Wed. night so don't be all jealous and hate me and shit.
People with attitudes suck, excluding me of course.
Would I still be macho and manly and stuff if I changed my template?
I had someone already whine about me not getting personal enough? Ya'll nosy ass people want to see all my skeletons in my closet?! Well, just for the "whiners"...here's 5 very personal things about me.
1. "cowboyzfan75" entered my table I created in Yahoo dominoes a couple of years ago and played a few games with me that night. Believe it or not, Trish and I are still together. Even after I constantly kicked her ass in that game. She used to "save" me in euchre though.
2. I shower sometimes with one of them loofa (however the hell you spell it) sponges and some manly body wash. I like feelin' sexy sometimes.
3. Uncle Sam could buy a nice used car with all the freakin' money I owe him in taxes. The bastard.
4. I refuse to let anyone use my hairbrush because other people's hair is disgusting. All wound around my brush that is.
5. Now, aren't you happy with all this dirt on me?
Ya'll be safe, I'm going to sleep a little before I start my off day. I get the kids this evening, pray for me.
Later.
People with attitudes suck, excluding me of course.
Would I still be macho and manly and stuff if I changed my template?
I had someone already whine about me not getting personal enough? Ya'll nosy ass people want to see all my skeletons in my closet?! Well, just for the "whiners"...here's 5 very personal things about me.
1. "cowboyzfan75" entered my table I created in Yahoo dominoes a couple of years ago and played a few games with me that night. Believe it or not, Trish and I are still together. Even after I constantly kicked her ass in that game. She used to "save" me in euchre though.
2. I shower sometimes with one of them loofa (however the hell you spell it) sponges and some manly body wash. I like feelin' sexy sometimes.
3. Uncle Sam could buy a nice used car with all the freakin' money I owe him in taxes. The bastard.
4. I refuse to let anyone use my hairbrush because other people's hair is disgusting. All wound around my brush that is.
5. Now, aren't you happy with all this dirt on me?
Ya'll be safe, I'm going to sleep a little before I start my off day. I get the kids this evening, pray for me.
Later.
17 Comments:
Have fun w/ the kids!
Ditto on # 3! The bastard!
Loofas do make your skin all soft n sexy
Have fun with ur young'uns
Hey, just so ya know; George uses those puff's too! And when shower gel is on the list; he always gets a fragrance he knows I like instead of the "manly" smelling ones. So you are not alone in that one!
I don't like to share my hairbrush either!
Have fun w/the kiddo's!
So do you brush your palms with that brush too?
cowboyzfan75 huh? That is one lasso away from BrokenBack Mountain gay. Gallop carefully my friend.
As soon as I read loofah I thought of the postsecret.blogspot. If you get a chance read this weeks cards.
I swear it wasn't me!
You mean to tell me that some people let other folks use their hair brushes or combs? Ewwww.....not me. I won't use the same bar of soap as anyone else either. Not even my husband. Can't stand alien germs. I've got enough of my own. No point in talkin' to me about kissin' and other juices, we had four kids. Some germs are worth it.
About the template- Guess it depends. Are you planning on festooning it with butterflies and unicorns?
Cuz that would be sissy, dude.
What color is your loufa puffy thing????? Just kidding....
I'm jealous of your days off.....and the fact you get to sleep during them
Aw, you love your kids!
I agree with you on #4. Fortunately, my husband's hair usually doesn't end up in my brush. It does end up all over the soap, which is equally as disgusting.
Hmmm...maybe that is too personal too. ;)
Oh, and I think your template is pretty damn manly now and shit.
Some cars and stuff like that would be cool. Don't start hanging up pictures of naked women. That wouldn't be good since most of your readers are women and we don't really want to come here and look at that. Well most of us anyway.
I don't even use a loofa. You're weird! Just kidding--I would if I had one.
If thats the loofah I'm thinking about. Those things are hard and scrachy arn't they? ouch! And that's not enough dirt. We want more, more, more :)
I thought it was soft? The loofah?? LOL?? Great info. LOL.
OH you gotta love a man who knows how to use a loofah. ;)
A loofah?
I'm not sure we can be friends anymore...
Hair is gross. Period.
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