You're Saved Today....
Ya'll have been saved today. I can't post nasty and disgusting pictures. There goes my "planned" post dammit.
I had to wake up and come sit with Mom (who is at home now by the way) at 4:45 a.m. while my step dad had to work for a bit. I'm still here, hence the "no nasty and disgusting pictures" today.
Trish played "hooky" from work today and found all her thongs I've hidden around the apartment. For my amusement purposes only, not to wear the bastards. You people are sick. Talk about me being disgusting. Get outta here!
Long hair on males = sissies
Ya think?
He might as well get some breast implants and wear some lipstick and shit. "He" being general. My Mom agrees with everything I say but she's had like 4 pounds of medication so I can't take her opinion to heart.
For those of you who want to know, the latest MRI revealed n-o-t-h-i-n-g in her head that isn't supposed to be there (besides the shunt, of course) so now we're ready for the healing process.
Ok, I need to run and fix her some water and steal some drugs.
Look for me, I'll be on the corner of Fulton Industrial and Bolton Rd with a baggie full of Zocor, tryin' to get rich and shit.
Later.
I had to wake up and come sit with Mom (who is at home now by the way) at 4:45 a.m. while my step dad had to work for a bit. I'm still here, hence the "no nasty and disgusting pictures" today.
Trish played "hooky" from work today and found all her thongs I've hidden around the apartment. For my amusement purposes only, not to wear the bastards. You people are sick. Talk about me being disgusting. Get outta here!
Long hair on males = sissies
Ya think?
He might as well get some breast implants and wear some lipstick and shit. "He" being general. My Mom agrees with everything I say but she's had like 4 pounds of medication so I can't take her opinion to heart.
For those of you who want to know, the latest MRI revealed n-o-t-h-i-n-g in her head that isn't supposed to be there (besides the shunt, of course) so now we're ready for the healing process.
Ok, I need to run and fix her some water and steal some drugs.
Look for me, I'll be on the corner of Fulton Industrial and Bolton Rd with a baggie full of Zocor, tryin' to get rich and shit.
Later.
18 Comments:
Hurray for normal MRIs. I don't think anyone will buy your Zocor. Sorry. Try selling the morphine or whatever other pain meds she has.
You are such a good boy to take care of your mommy the way that you do. She is blessed to have a son like you.
YAY! on mom's MRI results. Have fun spending time with her today and don't get into too much trouble!
Well, I never liked a guy who had longer hair than I do. It could make me look bad.
Zocor? That's all ya got? Well, it does beat diet and exercise. Meet you there in 20 minutes. Wait. Where are you?
Glad your mom is home and healing. Glad the MRI was clear. That's great news! If she ever needs to talk to someone about her shunt... I like to talk. And type. Perhaps I should have been a secretary... hmmm...
Sad your mom's not cool with dirty pics. She's on drugs... maybe she wouldn't mind so much. Moral... take advantage of those who are heavily medicated.
Yippee on the MRI results. Prayers to your Mom for a speedy recovery.
I'm not big on men w/long hair. However my neighbor, Mike has great hair & I think he's pretty cute. (Shh don't tell George) Right now it's past his shoulders & he'll cut it once he gets the required 10 inches to send to Locks of Love. He does this every year & it's just one of the things that makes him special. (He is a hair stylest so if he has a big cut like that, he always recommends sending their hair as well.)
Now as for hiding Trish's thongs...... that's kinda weird.
Yay, for Mom's results, but I've got to tell ya, Zocor doesn't go for much, street value.
Glad to hear nothing unusual in the MRI and that she's back home...again...hopefully she can finally heal. As for the Zocor, I think you may be in a good area for it, lol....but then again, I've never been to where you are.
Good luck pimpin yo drugs
I'm very glad to hear about your mom. Good news is always welcome.
I'll be back later to check for the disgusting pictures...I know you won't let us down.
Blogger is having another seizure. I had to post as anonymous.
Oh yea, its me Keb
glad Mom is on the mend...
I need drugs, NOW!!!!
LOL You are too funny. I'm so happy that your mom is home and doing better. Let the healing begin. So we can get some more disgusting pictures of course. :)
Glad to hear good news about your Mom.
You're such a good son!
Yeah, we're sick, but you like us anyway!
I've got some vicodin if anyone is interested!
You should hide the thongs in little plastic eggs and have an easter egg hunt. Or not.
My brother had long hair as a kid. He is more handsome with short hair. I knew it was an epidemic when I was at a game programmers convention. I had a hat and my hair in a ponytail. I hear a Japanese man behind me say, "Excuse me, sir?"
He was really embarassed when I turned around. lol.
Oh, and glad your mom is doing better. Don't sell the drugs until you are sure she is done with them!
Long hair on males? Depends on the guy. Most of the time, yes, nasty.
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